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fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

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oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

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xoxsaramari:

Because I am so happy to get back into the world of blogging and to thank everyone for their great and very meaningful support I decided to make this one the best yet :D It features 3 prize packs (1st to 3rd place) and a Canon DSLR camera, wigs and much more. If you follow me just to join, that’s rather disappointing, and Good Luck to everyone.

PRIZES!
1st place pack: 1 Canon Eos-400D with 18-55mm lens / 1 new L-email blond and pink wig / 1 new H&M pink skater dress (medium) / 1 pair angel tights / 1 pair eyelashes / 1 eyeshadow palette / 2 deco sticker sheets / 1 Dollywink catalog / 1 purikura clear file / 1 Hello Kitty scalp massager / 4 cute phone straps / 1 My Little Pony (not pictured)

2nd place pack: 1 new L-email blond wig / 1 new pink tutu skirt (one size) / 1 pair ribbon tattoo tights / 1 set of ichigo flatware / 1 My Little Pony / 1 eyeshadow palette / 1 Dollywink catalog / 1 purikura clear file / 3 phone straps

3rd place pack: 1 new L-email pink wig / 1 purikura clear file / 1 My Little Pony / 1 Listen Flavor badge / 2 phone straps

RULES! 

This giveaway is entirely out of my own pocket and not affiliated with any brand or Tumblr

Winners chosen by random number generator 

You must be 16+ to enter (or have parents permission)

You must be willing to provide me an address for prize shipment

Winners will have 3 days to claim prize, if not new winners will be chosen
Open to international participants

Must be following me
Giveaway blogs will not count
1 reblog = 1 entry (likes do not count)

Open until August 1st 11:30pm eastern time

If you’d like to earn more entries go to Moments like Diamonds

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toxicwinner:

literally you have to weed your way through the male species like a huge crowd of uglies w a glimpse of a pretty face every now and then that disappears right after you see it and you look for it and you’re getting bruised and dehydrated and you find it and its wearing a smosh tshirt

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